A Reminder of the SURGE at HOME

Eddie Bo - Check Your Bucket

Yeah, they may have a team that almost made it to the Superbowl. But, that's about it. 17 months later the city looks much like the chilling images we all saw on the news. Only now, those houses are drier. Jobs are still a thing of the past. Houses are still empty. The schools are in worse condition than pre-Katrina. Murdered bodies are piling up at a record rate.

The best news out of New Orleans is the possibility that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be moving there. The way things are looking, NOLA is probably the closest thing to visiting a third world country. They may not be able to save the Africans in NOLA. However, they should be able to buy one of those NOLA frozen embryos and make themselves a genuine N'Awlins pickney.

They could raise the test tube kid like one of their own. Brangelina. Savin' minorities. One embryo at a time. NOLA, things are lookin' UP. Madonna, where you at?