The Prison Diet. Wash your mouth out with more than soap.

The trial of the word and its various endings is over. The centerpiece of the trial has been the use of the infamous word. 6 letters or 5 letters. There's a difference. According to the prosecutor, there's the wrong way and the "hip-hop way."

The defense managed to have N-word self-proclaimed expert (in others words, a black man who doesn't mind white folks saying nigg__ or nigg_) Randall Kennedy testify in defense of white people's use of said word. Randall Kennedy decided to testify for free, in order to "stand by" his book.

"Asked how the testimony went, Mr. Gaudelli [defense] said: 'I think I did good; I got a Rhodes scholar to testify for nothing and all I had to do is drive him to the airport.'" Damn. It's hard out there for a Harvard professor. Must be tryin to up his Amazon sales rank.

If Nicholas Minucci is acquitted, the great white rappers out there are gonna multiply like rabbits. Newly freed from the shackles of the oppression of not being able to use "that word" outside of their suburban bedrooms. All the defense needed to do was show the jury this video:



Nick would be sittin in Rikers with Tyrone. Ridiculous. The N-word is on trial. We're losing focus. A man was beaten. That's the job of the cops.