February 06, 2007

White Women Gone WILD

Amy Winehouse - Love is a Losing Game
Amy Winehouse - He Can Only Hold Her
This woman went CA-RAY-ZEE. The media frenzy may be justified, but what about the REAL question here: Should women be allowed into space? Just foolin' you, my readers. How could the NASA selection process, which one must assume is rigorous, let HER slip through their door? How could this woman, in our post-9/11-war-on-terror-USA, make it into space?
Damn. This woman was more hardbody than all your favorite rappers. She was packin' a folding knife with two blades, a steel mallet, a pellet gun, pepper spray, rubber tubing, and trash bags. YOU do the math. Plus, the woman was wearing diapers. Sleep AND bathroom breaks are the cousins of death.
The first thing that popped into my head when I heard this news: "At least she ain't a minority." The media frenzy would've been a spectacle to behold. I'm willing to bet phrases such as "out of character," "life of accomplishment," and "very intelligent" would've failed to enter those articles.
Today was a long day. Plus, I needed an excuse to post some Amy Winehouse.


Anonymous john said...

it's hard to listen to Jay-Z's "Threat" nowadays without thinking that it's her prophetic theme song.

5:23 PM  
Blogger vik said...

@john - ha ha ha ha. nice call. man i'll def have to play that song. LOUD.

funny. this story is wild....we'll see what happens to her, i have a feeling words such as"community service" or "psychogenic" will be used.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous CB4 said...

"the REAL question here: Should women be allowed into space?" lol..
This is some crazy shit though... I hadn't even heard of it.. but then again, I haven't watched much TV lately. She does look a little nuts... probably more so in the first picture actually... in the second one she just looks like a crack head.


12:03 AM  

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