Biochemical Slang's Post-Super Bowl (non-Football) Wrap Up

Shout Bamalama - Mickey Murray

Jay-Z told Coca-Cola that February is Black history month. Instead of scholarships, health care, or jobs, Jay-Z and Coke went for empty nostalgia. Investing in community is so last year. Where would that million dollars have been spent if it wasn't February? What has Coca-Cola ever done for the black community, except for DIABETES? Atherosclerosis?

Tostitos got in on that Black history vibe as well. Pepsi-Co may not have Jay, but they KNOW what the Black community wants. They may not have that Jay-Z-money, but Pepsi-Co is DOWN with the Black community. What has tostitos done for the black community, except for high BLOOD PRESSURE?

Jay-Z helped blacken Budweiser's image as well. This is Budweiser SELECT, mind you, field hands and plantation workers need not apply. If you can afford it and are willing to use your women to cheat, the white man will let you win. Once in a while.

That was a Biochemical Slang Post-Super Bowl (non-football) Wrap Up.