February 05, 2007

Biochemical Slang's Post-Super Bowl (non-Football) Wrap Up


Shout Bamalama - Mickey Murray

Jay-Z told Coca-Cola that February is Black history month. Instead of scholarships, health care, or jobs, Jay-Z and Coke went for empty nostalgia. Investing in community is so last year. Where would that million dollars have been spent if it wasn't February? What has Coca-Cola ever done for the black community, except for DIABETES? Atherosclerosis?

Tostitos got in on that Black history vibe as well. Pepsi-Co may not have Jay, but they KNOW what the Black community wants. They may not have that Jay-Z-money, but Pepsi-Co is DOWN with the Black community. What has tostitos done for the black community, except for high BLOOD PRESSURE?

Jay-Z helped blacken Budweiser's image as well. This is Budweiser SELECT, mind you, field hands and plantation workers need not apply. If you can afford it and are willing to use your women to cheat, the white man will let you win. Once in a while.

That was a Biochemical Slang Post-Super Bowl (non-football) Wrap Up.

3 Comments:

Blogger Oh Word said...

Are you serious with the props for Pepsi? Why, because they embraced the market quicker?

Ok, they were quicker to integrate 60 years ago. That's admirable but is it all relevant to anything differentiating them today that should make me feel guilty for preferring the taste of coke. Hell no.

No more so than we should all be forced to be Dodgers fans because Branch Rickey signed Jackie Robinson.

Both Coke and Pepsi see one color - green. As they're supposed to.

By the way, related article at the NY Times

What Color is Cola?

12:24 PM  
Blogger vik said...

yo rafi (right?) -

nah. complete sarcasm. pepsi-co owns frito-lay which distributes tostitos.

i just couldn't stand those let's-pander-to-the-black-community "february ads."

the coke one was bad, the tostitos one was horrendous.....the pepsi link is just ludicrous.

PEACE

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